Remember when Jennifer Love Hewitt played Audrey Hepburn in the 2000 tv movie about her?

I hated “The Audrey Hepburn Story” and hated Hewitt as Hepburn.

It's on Roku or Freebie or one of those streaming services now.

I saw it when it aired but have little memory of it besides how utterly miscast JLH was.

Hewitt was always a limited talent who nonetheless managed to convince at least one generation that she was 1) beautiful and 2) compelling to watch. She's neither, actually.

I think she was always considered more “hot” than beautiful. They don’t always go hand in hand.

What she had was a great set of cans. And not much else.

Which is ironic, as Audrey had next to no cans at all.

She wanted to be called "Love" iirc.

Love is her actual middle name. Her mother was gonna name her Love but someone talked her into making it a middle name and giving her a regular first name.

It's still annoying to want to be called Love.

Eric McCormack as Mel Ferrer wasn't much better.