Jake Gyllenhaal is shredded

Jake Gyllenhaal flaunted his seriously ripped physique on Friday when he filmed a shirtless scene for the Road House remake.

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by Anonymous

reply 79

March 5, 2023 7:09 PM

Of course, R1, he is definitely one of us.

He looks good.

by Anonymous

reply 2

March 4, 2023 9:32 AM

Road House is being remade?

PMSL.

We've run out of ideas

by Anonymous

reply 3

March 4, 2023 9:32 AM

R2 He does look good. I'd fuck him.

by Anonymous

reply 4

March 4, 2023 9:34 AM

He looks gorgeous here but Taylor is right that deep down he is a total douchebag. And no he's not gay, he's a total pussyhound.

by Anonymous

reply 5

March 4, 2023 9:50 AM

He isn't good looking and I can't stand that smirk he always has on his face. I'm sure this douche-bag movie will do great though. He is a good actor.

by Anonymous

reply 6

March 4, 2023 12:38 PM

".And no he's not gay, he's a total pussyhound."

You're new here on DL aren't you? Despite all evidence to the contrary, DLers will insist this man is gay.

by Anonymous

reply 7

March 4, 2023 12:42 PM

Never noticed his tragic case of tinynips before. Is that a byproduct of steroid abuse?

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reply 8

March 4, 2023 12:45 PM

R8 I came here to post about his tragically tiny nips. Chewy McNip must be in tears.

by Anonymous

reply 9

March 4, 2023 12:47 PM

I’m impressed he’s clearly transformed himself into a power bottom.

by Anonymous

reply 12

March 4, 2023 1:17 PM

[quote]Is he one of us?

What if Jake was one of us? Just a slob like one of us

by Anonymous

reply 13

March 4, 2023 1:21 PM

He’s trying desperately to shed Brokeback Mountain. It’s sad he was in that film.

by Anonymous

reply 14

March 4, 2023 1:21 PM

Roadhouse is one movie I’m okay with them doing a remake. It would be difficult to make it worse than the original.

by Anonymous

reply 16

March 4, 2023 1:52 PM

R16 Original was a piece of crap.

by Anonymous

reply 17

March 4, 2023 2:08 PM

Why must almost all actors these days look like they're on roids? Ryan Gosling is the same. Do most people find this attractive?

by Anonymous

reply 19

March 4, 2023 2:21 PM

I know I do! He’s smokin now 💪

by Anonymous

reply 20

March 4, 2023 2:23 PM

Hideous and pathetic.

A stewing hen on creatine and....

by Anonymous

reply 21

March 4, 2023 2:23 PM

Flat ass and small dick. Next!

by Anonymous

reply 23

March 4, 2023 2:27 PM

He’s clearly bi. He was playing himself in Velvet Buzzsaw.

by Anonymous

reply 25

March 4, 2023 2:32 PM

He's not convincing in these roles no matter how ripped he gets. He just doesn't have that alpha male swagger. The theatre kid dweeb always comes out.

by Anonymous

reply 27

March 4, 2023 2:39 PM

He looks great for 42. I'd do him !

by Anonymous

reply 28

March 4, 2023 2:41 PM

does he cries everytime he has sex

by Anonymous

reply 29

March 4, 2023 2:57 PM

[quote] He just doesn't have that alpha male swagger.

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reply 32

March 4, 2023 3:18 PM

R7 is proudly a frau.

This man never married or had any serious girlfriend at the age of 42 even though he is rich and GORGEOUS looking, there aren't rumors of him sexually harassing women too or being a hooker addict like Jack Nicholson.

But sure he must be 100% straight, straighter than Owen Wilson! Just because fraus said so. Even though he has looked at other guys with LUST in his eyes in a few of his movies, I am sure he is super heterosexual, the straightest man in the USA

by Anonymous

reply 33

March 4, 2023 3:40 PM

"Even though he has looked at other guys with LUST in his eyes in a few of his movies"

It's called acting dear.

by Anonymous

reply 34

March 4, 2023 3:43 PM

What sort of acting is that? Gay acting? Being a homo and not being able to disguise it?

In the two movies I've seen him doing that crap he was playing straight characters. Let me not even mention the fact that he allowed an older bisexual actor grab him by the hips, in a way that I consider disrespectful.

But sure frau, go ahead, convince us ALL that he is super straight... I am sure Chris Pine must be str8 too 🥱

by Anonymous

reply 35

March 4, 2023 3:58 PM

R35, one of those DLers who thinks every guy is gay.

by Anonymous

reply 36

March 4, 2023 4:00 PM

R37 is a Frau who came here to insist that 98,7% are totally straight and so is at least 95,5% of Hollywood.

😒😒🤔

by Anonymous

reply 37

March 4, 2023 4:10 PM

He's only where he is because of his family name.

Still quite pretty though

by Anonymous

reply 38

March 4, 2023 4:13 PM

I don't think he's gay either.

There are straight guys who never marry--or who marry very late in life, like Warren Beatty-- because they're pussyhounds, and he is one.

by Anonymous

reply 39

March 4, 2023 4:18 PM

[quote]Let me not even mention the fact that he allowed an older bisexual actor grab him by the hips, in a way that I consider disrespectful.

Who, when, where?

by Anonymous

reply 40

March 4, 2023 5:11 PM

[quote] [R2] He does look good. I'd fuck him.

At least twice

by Anonymous

reply 41

March 4, 2023 5:14 PM

What did they do with the chest hair after shaving it off?

by Anonymous

reply 42

March 4, 2023 6:27 PM

R39 Well, Warren Beatty could've been a dad way before, but Joan Collins aborted a child of him.

by Anonymous

reply 43

March 4, 2023 6:44 PM

So if he is gay, does that mean he debunked this study? Because I don't see him having wide child-bearing hips. Or are bisexual men exempt from that and their bi genetics only give them nasal voices (in case he is bi)?

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reply 44

March 4, 2023 7:03 PM

Wonder if it bothers him that his sister is a more talented actor. I hope it does.

by Anonymous

reply 46

March 4, 2023 7:12 PM

If I were that famous, I wouldn't shower in a locker room full of gays with cameras, either.

by Anonymous

reply 47

March 4, 2023 7:14 PM

Jake Gyllenhaal is a beast

- amazing actor - humble guy - crazy work ethic

by Anonymous

reply 49

March 4, 2023 7:26 PM

His sister and brother in law are both wonderful actors to watch on the screen. Especially since both were blown up in Batman movies, which makes me chuckle.

Pete Sarsgaard, and his voice, will always be sexy to me!

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by Anonymous

reply 55

March 4, 2023 7:44 PM

r52, I know you did not just ignore the hotness of JG during Brokeback Mountain, and on a gay board at that? He still can get me hard.

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by Anonymous

reply 56

March 4, 2023 7:46 PM

no i am just super shocked

that some tryhard hasbeen plastic himbo captured any attention at all r54

by Anonymous

reply 57

March 4, 2023 7:47 PM

He seems like a great person

by Anonymous

reply 58

March 4, 2023 7:47 PM

Taylor'd say otherwise r58

by Anonymous

reply 59

March 4, 2023 7:49 PM

It keeps you up at night, doesn't it, r57? It just eats away at you.

by Anonymous

reply 60

March 4, 2023 8:03 PM

r59 Taylor couldn't keep a man, with a good career, to save her life. So she could also be the crazy one here.

She was desperate to become a power couple. Jumping from potential leading men, to a world class DJ, to even fucking Harry Styles (ew). I don't begrudge her for ridding a lot of hot dick, but the girl clearly couldn't keep a man that competes with her professionally and she always turned on the guys in the end. So can we really trust her POV on this?

Today,Taylor is doing what many uber famous or uber wealthy people do, keep a hot poorer play thing. She has Joe Alwyn, younger version of Alex Pettfer on her little leash. He;s hot, British, dosen't say much, and has little going on career wise. Perfect for Swift.

So, let's get back to her and JG. Yeah, he's crazy for fucking someone so young and breaking her heart. But tight legal young pussy is like tight legal your ass, everybody wants it. He made her feel poor when she brought him to her parent's house. In PA and TN they are well off. To Hollywood Jake, their home wasn't all that impressive and he didn't feel like pretending otherwise. He also made fun of her school girl level songs which was her MO when they were dating. She matured a bit after him, but I don't think Taylor is the best source on men.

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reply 61

March 4, 2023 8:04 PM

R61 has a very negative, toxic personality

by Anonymous

reply 62

March 4, 2023 8:07 PM

She's still pluggin away. All her contemporaries: Heath, Matty M, Leto, probably now Farrell will all have Oscars yet the Academy appears to loath the guy. Why?

by Anonymous

reply 63

March 4, 2023 10:17 PM

Once more for auld lang syne

His obit will read:

"Confirmed bachelor Jake Gyllenhaal who was fucked in a tent by Oscar winner Heath Ledger has died".

by Anonymous

reply 64

March 4, 2023 10:20 PM

But I wanna be fucked by Heath too

by Anonymous

reply 65

March 4, 2023 10:25 PM

Ugh. I hate when he has to get shredded for a role. It makes our lovemaking so...mechanical. Cold. Sterile.

I can't wait until they've finished shooting and he can back off the weights and get a little padding back on him.

by Anonymous

reply 67

March 5, 2023 3:23 AM

He's an overrated nepo baby lacking any charisma on screen. I've been bored by every single performance including Brokeback which was Ledger's film.

His sexuality doesn't concern me. His lack of talent does.

by Anonymous

reply 68

March 5, 2023 3:35 AM

DL fav Billy Magnussen is in this rando remake, as well. One assumes they will not be sharing shirtless scenes… but one can hope.

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reply 71

March 5, 2023 5:24 AM

I like Jake G, I think he has the cute face of a Basset Hound, puppy dog eyes, nice nose, thick head of hair. But I do prefer him with more weight and something to grab onto, and his naturally hairy chest and body... :-)

by Anonymous

reply 73

March 5, 2023 6:03 AM

[quote]Permanent B list

He played the supervillain in the second last Spider-Man movie.

by Anonymous

reply 74

March 5, 2023 6:06 AM

how the beard protect the face from punches

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