My God, he looks ghastly.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 219 | October 30, 2018 6:24 PM |
That picture is cruel. I'm sure it was just a bad angle...
| by Anonymous | reply 1 | March 7, 2017 10:48 PM |
He's an old man....so what.
| by Anonymous | reply 2 | March 7, 2017 10:50 PM |
Dear lord, that whore must be desperate. And by whore, I mean that young guy who is cavorting with that 100 year old senior citizen with horrid plastic surgery.
Any hot young guy who would WHORE himself out like that must be severely damaged in the head.
Fucking GROSS!
| by Anonymous | reply 4 | March 7, 2017 10:58 PM |
He's 74. He can't have sex anymore.
| by Anonymous | reply 5 | March 7, 2017 11:01 PM |
The body really isn't bad for 74. The plastic surgery is awful.
| by Anonymous | reply 6 | March 7, 2017 11:04 PM |
[quote]Any hot young guy who would WHORE himself out like that must be severely damaged in the head.
Dear, there are a ton of male escorts, in every city in this damn country and the world at large. Yes, they have sex with people they aren't necessarily attracted to for money.
Calvin Klein has plenty of money, he can make it very worth their while.
| by Anonymous | reply 7 | March 7, 2017 11:07 PM |
[quote] Any hot young guy who would WHORE himself out like that must be severely damaged in the head.
He's got 700 million reasons to be Calvin's best friend.
| by Anonymous | reply 8 | March 7, 2017 11:08 PM |
Didn't Klein buy one of the previous manwhores new teeth and a ton of plastic surgery?
| by Anonymous | reply 9 | March 7, 2017 11:08 PM |
Has Calvin ever spoken publicly about Carolyn Bessette?
| by Anonymous | reply 10 | March 7, 2017 11:09 PM |
Who does Calvin hang out with besides the hired help? He seems to have completely left fashion and he's not part of the Hamptons scene. Is he too tired for it all?
| by Anonymous | reply 11 | March 7, 2017 11:11 PM |
He's just old, OP. Don't worry it'll happen to you some day, if you live that long.
| by Anonymous | reply 12 | March 7, 2017 11:13 PM |
His skin looks terrible. He needs to stay out of the sun.
| by Anonymous | reply 13 | March 7, 2017 11:13 PM |
R12 It's not an age thing, at least for me. Bad plastic surgery with too much sun damage to his skin is really not attractive at any age.
| by Anonymous | reply 14 | March 7, 2017 11:15 PM |
Is that you, Rose Kennedy?
| by Anonymous | reply 15 | March 7, 2017 11:16 PM |
Yeah the plastic surgery has given them that inhuman looking face.
| by Anonymous | reply 16 | March 7, 2017 11:16 PM |
Why would a 75 year old guy hang out with a 27 year old porn star? He can't keep up with him.
| by Anonymous | reply 17 | March 7, 2017 11:22 PM |
ROTFLMAO-- you jealous mos would kill to be in his shoes, having some 25 year old stud catering to his every whim.
Fuck, I know I would if I was that old. Same way every straight guy would want a 25 year old babe.
Just own it--the bullshit feigning to be morally offended like some virgin aunt is what makes you all so ridiculous.
| by Anonymous | reply 19 | March 7, 2017 11:25 PM |
Cheek implants = no bueno.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 20 | March 7, 2017 11:29 PM |
Should be singing God Is In His Holy Temple.
| by Anonymous | reply 22 | March 7, 2017 11:33 PM |
Remember, not too much sun today, Calvin.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 23 | March 7, 2017 11:45 PM |
[quote]Skeletor!!!!!!!!!
somebody talking about me
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 25 | March 7, 2017 11:48 PM |
Honesty he's braver than me going out shirtless like that. I hate my body and I'm half his age. I couldn't imagine walking around on a beach not giving a fuck.
| by Anonymous | reply 26 | March 7, 2017 11:49 PM |
The theme song for this thread
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 27 | March 7, 2017 11:50 PM |
R10 I only remember a comment he made about her when she was alive. Something about how she needs to stop walking around hunched over and looking like a hunted animal. I guess he was surprised by the vibrant figure he felt he knew vs. this depressed person he would see in photos or on TV.
| by Anonymous | reply 28 | March 7, 2017 11:52 PM |
R27 Really? Stating the obvious is somehow jealousy?
Good luck to both of them. But Calvin still looks like a dry rotisserie chicken with too much plastic surgery.
| by Anonymous | reply 29 | March 7, 2017 11:52 PM |
Good luck to them? Haha I love that.
| by Anonymous | reply 30 | March 7, 2017 11:59 PM |
Calvin looks awful. That's really depressing. I never want to grow old. ** Sigh **
| by Anonymous | reply 31 | March 8, 2017 12:00 AM |
Enough with the trout pout. Aren't supposed fashion leaders supposed to know better?
| by Anonymous | reply 32 | March 8, 2017 12:03 AM |
Listen to yourself R29
You sound like some 69 year old frau who hasn't been kissed (let alone laid) in 40 years complaining about her middle aged next door neighbor and the 22 year old blonde bimbo he's driving around with.
You're jealous as fuck of old Calvin, regardless of what he looks like. He's getting some hot 25 year old cock, even though it 's because of his wallet and not his plastic surgery. Own it.
| by Anonymous | reply 33 | March 8, 2017 12:04 AM |
Il ressemble à la mort réchauffée.
He could never get someone like my "muse" Baptiste Giabiconi.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 34 | March 8, 2017 12:10 AM |
R33 aka Calvin: You seem very emotionally invested in this topic. "Own it!!!! You Frau!!!!!"
Fact: Shit plastic surgery does not age well. Now, stop being hysterical and take your meds. I'll call the nurse for you.
| by Anonymous | reply 35 | March 8, 2017 12:10 AM |
R35: Fact: Shit plastic surgery or not, he's getting fucked by some 25 year old stud and that is eating at your portly ass big time.
You old harpies take all the fun out of this site.
We should be celebrating him. not dissing him
| by Anonymous | reply 36 | March 8, 2017 12:13 AM |
The fact that Klein is getting service by some 20 year old does not make him more attractive. Are you really old and do you see yourself in Calvin?
Nurse! Room R36 needs you!
| by Anonymous | reply 37 | March 8, 2017 12:20 AM |
No R37
I'm 28 and I'd like to keep hitting it when I'm that old.
You, OTOH.
| by Anonymous | reply 39 | March 8, 2017 12:24 AM |
If I had his money,Id be doing the exact same thing,and I look way better than he does.More power to him,you think he doesnt KNOW why the hot young things are fucking him?
| by Anonymous | reply 40 | March 8, 2017 12:25 AM |
Blech, I'd rather be in shape and naturally well-preserved than end up looking like a freak from excessive plastic surgery.
| by Anonymous | reply 42 | March 8, 2017 12:36 AM |
Even allowing that no one looks their best in direct sunlight, that photo is disturbing.
| by Anonymous | reply 43 | March 8, 2017 12:39 AM |
Terrible plastic surgery.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 44 | March 8, 2017 12:41 AM |
Have you ever seen cheek implants that looked good on ANYONE? It baffles me why people continue getting them.
| by Anonymous | reply 45 | March 8, 2017 12:46 AM |
Lips, cheeks, nose job. His eyes and eyebrows look different as well. There was nothing wrong with the way he looked before.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 46 | March 8, 2017 12:52 AM |
[quote]Lips, cheeks, nose job. His eyes and eyebrows look different as well. There was nothing wrong with the way he looked before.
He looked stereotypically Jewish. It's that Jewish wish to look Gentile thing that so many seem to have. The thing is, even after the work, he [bold]still[/bold] appeared to look stereotypically Jewish. All things considered (because it's all relative), R44's pic is the best one I've seen of him in years.
| by Anonymous | reply 47 | March 8, 2017 12:59 AM |
If anything, he should have had something done with those potato chip ears.
| by Anonymous | reply 48 | March 8, 2017 1:00 AM |
Calvin Klein is STRAIGHT!
| by Anonymous | reply 49 | March 8, 2017 1:00 AM |
Even if Calvin had a stable of gorgeous rent boys - and he doesn't, the last one was fug even [italic]after[/italic] numerous plastic surgeries - no one would be jealous of him.
He looks ridiculous and people are laughing behind their hands at him, if not actually laughing in his face.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 50 | March 8, 2017 1:14 AM |
If Calvin Klein was really gay, I think we would have heard rumors at some point in all these years.
| by Anonymous | reply 51 | March 8, 2017 1:16 AM |
R48, Those ears are right out of Santa's workshop.
| by Anonymous | reply 52 | March 8, 2017 1:17 AM |
Aren't facial plastic surgery patients instructed to stay out of the sun?
| by Anonymous | reply 53 | March 8, 2017 1:19 AM |
I don't know the Gruber guy, but he looks cute with his new teeth.
| by Anonymous | reply 54 | March 8, 2017 1:22 AM |
Colton Haynes, observe your future at OP.
| by Anonymous | reply 59 | March 8, 2017 1:50 AM |
Calvin must be worth hundreds of millions of dollars.
So I can't understand how Karl Lagerfeld can get guys like Baptiste Giabiconi (see R34) and Calvin gets these rejects from a D-list porn studio.
| by Anonymous | reply 60 | March 8, 2017 2:04 AM |
Cheek implants should be outlawed. What is their purpose? I've never seen anyone's looks improved by them.
| by Anonymous | reply 61 | March 8, 2017 2:06 AM |
He looks gross and old and not hot and young
| by Anonymous | reply 62 | March 8, 2017 2:06 AM |
[quote]So I can't understand how Karl Lagerfeld can get guys like Baptiste Giabiconi (see [R34]) and Calvin gets these rejects from a D-list porn studio.
That may be Klein's type.
| by Anonymous | reply 63 | March 8, 2017 2:10 AM |
What's the gay rentboy equivalent of a shiksa?
| by Anonymous | reply 64 | March 8, 2017 2:13 AM |
He looks fine. Very natural...
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 66 | March 8, 2017 2:26 AM |
How can I stop my body from looking that emaciated at his age?
| by Anonymous | reply 69 | March 8, 2017 4:15 AM |
r69 I think he's actually in pretty good shape for his age. It's his legs that are too skinny. I'm 38 and starting to work on preventing that skinny leg old man look, thanks to a thread on datalounge ridiculing old guys for their skinny legs.
| by Anonymous | reply 70 | March 8, 2017 4:19 AM |
Because KL is happy with a very femme boy-toy, while CK is looking for the shaygetz jock of his high school dreams.
Ditto Diller and his college football player beau
| by Anonymous | reply 71 | March 8, 2017 4:22 AM |
"He's getting fucked by some 25 year old stud and that is eating at your portly ass big time."
Are you kidding? At most he is blowing the guy. If he were to get fucked by that stud he would break a hip.
| by Anonymous | reply 72 | March 8, 2017 4:28 AM |
Whatever you need to tell yourself R72
| by Anonymous | reply 73 | March 8, 2017 4:30 AM |
Oh my word....that bitch makes Keith Richards look alive. Cover up tramp.
| by Anonymous | reply 74 | March 8, 2017 4:33 AM |
Thank God you clarified ! For a moment I thought they'd dug up DACK RAMBO and posed him with a boi hooker !
| by Anonymous | reply 75 | March 8, 2017 4:47 AM |
That poor child. Can you imagine hanging out with that freakshow? That poor child.
| by Anonymous | reply 76 | March 8, 2017 4:50 AM |
Somebody post a photo of what a good looking shirtless 70+ year old guy looks like. Because it seems like "emaciated" is a better look than bloated saggy old guy.
| by Anonymous | reply 77 | March 8, 2017 4:53 AM |
When your arms getting wrinkly and it's like you want to pull up a glove and your skin turns to crepe and parchment what are you supposed to do?
Obviously it seems to those who have money it's better to look like Trog than actually look like an old man or woman.
When Joan's final surgery killed her she looked totally like The Horror of the Wax Museum.
And she was completely unmerciful about Liz's weight gains and Bo Derek's lack of smarts.
While she was alive some female comic should have gone to town on her compulsion to look exactly like a Woolworth's Halloween mask.
I went to the 5 and 10 store at Halloween and came out looking like this. And I had just stopped by for a tuna melt.
| by Anonymous | reply 78 | March 8, 2017 4:54 AM |
If CK had broader goyishe shoulders and a better looking goyishe face, his body would probably look fine or even well above average. Correct me if I'm wrong
| by Anonymous | reply 79 | March 8, 2017 4:55 AM |
Apparently, he avoided profile shots when he still had his original nose. Still, he wasn't so bad.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 81 | March 8, 2017 4:58 AM |
I think Calvin is doing alright, body-wise. Compare his abs to the average old guy
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 83 | March 8, 2017 5:00 AM |
Calvin back in 1987 with the original "little woman," wife Kelly Klein.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 85 | March 8, 2017 5:02 AM |
That face is a horror movie
| by Anonymous | reply 86 | March 8, 2017 5:04 AM |
Harrison Ford and Chris Sarandon are both the same age as Klein, doesn't have to be this way
| by Anonymous | reply 87 | March 8, 2017 5:12 AM |
He's only experienced sex with men... never love.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 88 | March 8, 2017 5:18 AM |
I found Calvin Klein of the 70s to be very attractive. He had an easy masculinity and slight imperfections which made for an all around good look.
Both he and Ralph Lauren were quite nice looking.
| by Anonymous | reply 89 | March 8, 2017 5:32 AM |
After about 65 regardless of a combination of good genes, hard work & good docs, you're getting old and it's done.
| by Anonymous | reply 90 | March 8, 2017 5:34 AM |
R69 I think on of his issues is a lack of bone density. He looks almost like he's getting a widow's hump. As someone suggested, working your shoulders prevents that wasting away look.
| by Anonymous | reply 91 | March 8, 2017 5:43 AM |
One of the best things any male can do for himself is to begin daily moisturizing his skin at a young age.
| by Anonymous | reply 93 | March 8, 2017 5:52 AM |
Yes, r73, your immediate attack on anybody who dares to suggest that Nothing is better than living a success-filled life and at the end having to pay a hustler who has no clue about even a world without cell phones but is aware enough to know he is after your money, deserves a BRAVO.
So good for you, we are all jealous. YOU ARE RIGHT!
| by Anonymous | reply 94 | March 8, 2017 5:56 AM |
R84. Ed Asner at Martha's Vineyard.
| by Anonymous | reply 95 | March 8, 2017 6:12 AM |
I can't believe CK's even alive. Read the Warhol Diaries--he had AIDS rumors in the very early days. And the twinky porn stars Warhol mentions him fucking (Leo Ford, Kip Noll) are long dead.
But it would seem the rumors were just that, rumors. He's still alive even if he does look like《 la mort réchauffée 》("death warmed-over").
| by Anonymous | reply 96 | March 8, 2017 6:28 AM |
I'm sure the 'hunk' was only his male nurse.
| by Anonymous | reply 97 | March 8, 2017 12:11 PM |
Why is western plastic surgery so bad?
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 99 | March 8, 2017 12:44 PM |
That's a reanimated cadaver.
| by Anonymous | reply 102 | March 8, 2017 12:51 PM |
Yo those koreans know what the fuck they are doing! Whats the number?
| by Anonymous | reply 103 | March 8, 2017 12:57 PM |
Daaaaamn nick gruber. He's almost back to his original face. How does that happen?
| by Anonymous | reply 106 | March 8, 2017 1:15 PM |
Yes I am jealous, I would be at the beach with that hot guy but I would wear a tee shirt and some shorts. CK has fuck you money so I guess he doesn't give a shit.
| by Anonymous | reply 107 | March 8, 2017 2:02 PM |
I'm not 75 and don't look like a dried Thanksgiving turkey with Lisa Rinna lips. So no definitely not jealous.
| by Anonymous | reply 108 | March 8, 2017 2:07 PM |
[quote]Daaaaamn nick gruber. He's almost back to his original face. How does that happen?
Exactly. How does that happen? It's not like it's just natural aging - it's almost as if he lost the surgery in the settlement.
| by Anonymous | reply 109 | March 8, 2017 2:18 PM |
r109 The camera advances and you stand still and your head, your
face, is caught in the frame of the picture with a light blazing on it and all your terrible history
screams while you smile. . . .
after that close-up they gasped. . . . People gasped. . . . I heard
them whisper, their shocked whispers. Is that her? Is that her? Her? . .
| by Anonymous | reply 110 | March 8, 2017 2:23 PM |
Lmao. For real. R109 R110
| by Anonymous | reply 111 | March 8, 2017 2:28 PM |
Someone here sniped - I am almost certain it was about Nick Gruber - if it wasn't for Calvin Klein he'd be plucking chickens at some Perdue Factory is some God-forsaken red state.
| by Anonymous | reply 112 | March 8, 2017 2:30 PM |
he needs a bro or is it Manssiere ?
| by Anonymous | reply 113 | March 8, 2017 2:36 PM |
Lagerfeld's toy is delicious.
| by Anonymous | reply 114 | March 8, 2017 2:42 PM |
What imbecile is screeching that we are jealous of the supremely sad and tragic sack of regret that is CK? He's living in his own Hell, I've watched him decompose in front of my eyes at Morandi with a table full of rent boys and a head full of mush.
| by Anonymous | reply 115 | March 8, 2017 2:54 PM |
Did Calvin Klein instruct the plastic surgeon to make Nick Gruber look like Elizabeth Banks going to MichFest?
| by Anonymous | reply 116 | March 8, 2017 3:04 PM |
Am I the only one who can't click OP's link and had to visit the daily mail and searched there for the article?
Interestingly you don't see Klein's companion from the front. Was even Daily Mail embarrassed for the model and tried to hide his identity? Given Klein's age and death warmed over look I wonder if that's Klein's caretaker, nurse, or bodyguard?
Klein looks gouhlish, like he could be an extra in a horror movie about a ghoul attack.
| by Anonymous | reply 117 | March 8, 2017 3:57 PM |
I was always surprised that CK survived gay 1980s NYC.
| by Anonymous | reply 118 | March 8, 2017 4:06 PM |
I would probably let it suck my dick and rim my ass but nothing more.
| by Anonymous | reply 119 | March 8, 2017 4:07 PM |
Why'd he get all that bizarre plastic surgery if he's just going to let the skin cancer eat away at his face?
| by Anonymous | reply 120 | March 8, 2017 4:11 PM |
Wasn't she expected to perspire from "the Gift" about 15 years ago?
| by Anonymous | reply 121 | March 8, 2017 4:23 PM |
These recent pics of Klein, apparently made Sarah Paulson more than a little 'damp'
| by Anonymous | reply 122 | March 8, 2017 4:40 PM |
Calvin Klein was always a rotten and nasty person. I had the great displeasure of his company while attending F.I.T. in New York. Surgery aside, his insides are showing. He used up and burned many. Warhol hated him and so did that traitorous Ralph "Lipshitz" Lauren. Lauren is richer, Warhol is dead and CK is presenting full cadaver on a beach.
Funny how things work out in the end.
| by Anonymous | reply 123 | March 8, 2017 4:41 PM |
This is our future, gentlemen.
Get all the free sex you can now because you are going to have to pay for it later.
| by Anonymous | reply 125 | March 8, 2017 4:48 PM |
We knew a sister who got corn-holed by Calvin about 500 years ago.
She said Calvin had sizemeat and "knew how to use it"!
| by Anonymous | reply 126 | March 8, 2017 4:50 PM |
Robert Sepulveda Jr in about 15 years.
| by Anonymous | reply 127 | March 8, 2017 5:18 PM |
Guys should NEVER get lip augmentation. It always look wrong.
| by Anonymous | reply 129 | March 8, 2017 5:25 PM |
[quote]We knew a sister who got corn-holed by Calvin about 500 years ago.
CK was a top back then? Maybe that's how he's still alive.
| by Anonymous | reply 130 | March 8, 2017 5:59 PM |
Calvin Klein is now officially an archeologist's dream. That is such a cruel shot. And, no, it's not just age. THAT's just.... weird.
| by Anonymous | reply 131 | March 8, 2017 6:02 PM |
Here's a happy shirtless 75 year old
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 132 | March 8, 2017 6:34 PM |
Perfect R132, that's the way to age - and he has a young wife as well. And ironically, he is probably MORE gay-friendly than Calvin Klein.
And yes, to the above poster, I had a lot of issues with the OP's link last night, so I had to go to the Site directly to see Calvin.
| by Anonymous | reply 133 | March 8, 2017 6:43 PM |
[post redacted because linking to dailymail.co.uk clearly indicates that the poster is either a troll or an idiot (probably both, honestly.) Our advice is that you just ignore this poster but whatever you do, don't click on any link to this putrid rag.]
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 134 | March 8, 2017 6:51 PM |
Patrick Stewart's body looks better than - or at least, comparable to - those of many guys who are decades younger. And he didn't eff up his face.
| by Anonymous | reply 135 | March 9, 2017 1:04 AM |
P-Stew is sexy as fuck, always! Too bad he bats for the wrong team.
| by Anonymous | reply 136 | March 9, 2017 1:10 AM |
Judging by multiple posters here Patrick Stewart is one nasty piece of work.
And then we obviously had one guy claiming Stewart is dating Seth MacFarlane.
| by Anonymous | reply 137 | March 9, 2017 1:17 AM |
It was Coke Slut who said Stewart dated Seth MacFarlane
| by Anonymous | reply 138 | March 9, 2017 1:32 AM |
What's with all these men recently? I know he flirted with the bi thing in the past but isn't Klein really all about the ladies?
| by Anonymous | reply 139 | March 9, 2017 2:35 AM |
The rumors about Klein and HIV have been around for 30 years, now.
I have no idea. If he has lived this long with HIV, more power to him.
| by Anonymous | reply 140 | March 9, 2017 2:43 AM |
Exactly, r139. Gay men are always dreaming that every hot rich guy is gay.
| by Anonymous | reply 141 | March 9, 2017 2:44 AM |
Is it still mandatory for gay men under 35 to wear CK underwear?
| by Anonymous | reply 142 | March 9, 2017 2:52 AM |
Does Justin Bieber have to spend time with Calvin as part of his CK contract?
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 143 | March 9, 2017 3:03 AM |
[quote]What's with all these men recently? I know he flirted with the bi thing in the past but isn't Klein really all about the ladies?
If he ever was bisexual I'm sure he was Kinsey 5 at best.
| by Anonymous | reply 144 | March 9, 2017 3:10 AM |
he and the first of his two wives (m.1964), have a daughter marci, who works on snl. so possibly he dipped occasionally years ago
| by Anonymous | reply 145 | March 9, 2017 3:17 AM |
Calvin is a major pu$$y hound. Big Trump supporter.
| by Anonymous | reply 146 | March 9, 2017 3:29 AM |
"When asked by TMZ if he would dress Melania if asked, Klein said yes! The designer has supported Democrats for years, never once giving a penny to the Republicans. Yet, he is not a stick-in-the-mud, sore loser like the rest of the designers that have come forward. He will take the job."
per Wiki: "Klein is a supporter of the Democratic Party, having given over $250,000 to candidates and PACs since 1980.[8]"
| by Anonymous | reply 147 | March 9, 2017 3:35 AM |
He's obviously senile so don't hold his politics against him.
Plus, I think I agree with Kunty Karl that politics don't belong in fashion.
| by Anonymous | reply 148 | March 9, 2017 3:43 AM |
P Stewart is both homosexual and horse-hung.
| by Anonymous | reply 149 | March 9, 2017 5:00 AM |
p. stewart could indeed be packing
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 151 | March 9, 2017 5:24 AM |
I love older men even some in their late 70's I have attractive but CK looks horrible. Would not even remotely be interested and I LOVE old guys.
| by Anonymous | reply 152 | March 9, 2017 5:46 AM |
Jewish men age really poorly.
Thread closed.
| by Anonymous | reply 153 | March 9, 2017 5:55 AM |
r152
conveniently forgets to mention he's in his late 90s.
| by Anonymous | reply 154 | March 9, 2017 6:20 AM |
I can't believe in all this discussion of Nick Gruber up above that nobody linked to his naked photos.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 155 | March 9, 2017 10:24 AM |
I think historians will have a field day with early 21st century plastic surgery.
Growing up on the west side of LA, it was almost a hobby for my grandmothers, great-aunts and now my mom and her contemporaries.
It rarely, if ever, looks good. It's as if these women think that people can only see their faces. So you've got someone with Joan Rivers plastic surgery face on the body of what is clearly an old woman. They don't get hand lifts (yet) so wrinkly hands and wrinkle-free faces create a major disconnect.
And then there are all those 75 year old ladies with the bouncy, perky tits of a 25 year old....
| by Anonymous | reply 157 | March 9, 2017 2:15 PM |
R154, actually late 30's.
| by Anonymous | reply 158 | March 9, 2017 2:21 PM |
Ocassionally, I find myself in a community where plastic surgery is a way of life. It's like another planet. They all look like hybrid aliens, like aliens had sex with humans and had offspring. Since all in their insular community does this, they have no clue what they really look like. They think the alien hybrid look is normal. But visiting their community and seeing them is like going to the carnival and observing a live freak show. It's fascinating.
| by Anonymous | reply 159 | March 9, 2017 2:43 PM |
He looks like he climbed out of a coffin. Night of the Living Dead!
| by Anonymous | reply 160 | March 9, 2017 2:52 PM |
Does he seem that colour because he's coated in sunscreen? Because frankly at this age, why worry? He looks appalling pale on top of skeletal. The lips were a mistake. It's so sad... think how fucked up he must be to keep pursuing these treatments that only make it all worse? He can't be happy when he looks in the mirror? And what mental strength must it take to rationalize his existence with his hired porn star? His family must be humiliated.
When it comes to aging, accept it, do what you want over the counter, eat well, sleep enough, stay at the best weight you can... but after that most things will only make you look like... 74 year old Calvin Klein.
| by Anonymous | reply 161 | March 9, 2017 2:56 PM |
So, I met Nick Gruber a couple of times. He is actually very sweet and shy and has nice manners. He also looks much better in person than in photographs--in person he radiates charisma.
Total 'roid queen, though, with the huge muscles and horrific bacne to prove it.
| by Anonymous | reply 162 | March 9, 2017 5:41 PM |
How did you happen to see his bare back?
| by Anonymous | reply 163 | March 9, 2017 6:04 PM |
These whores are earning every single penny.
| by Anonymous | reply 164 | March 9, 2017 6:06 PM |
[quote]ROTFLMAO-- you jealous mos would kill to be in his shoes, having some 25 year old stud catering to his every whim.
I mean…..sorry to disappoint you but NOTHING in your post is remotely profound or jarring in anyway. Nor does it take away from the fact that this arrangement is gross, all parties involved are gross and that Calvin Klein looks like a Sleestak. There’s really nothing to be jealous of here.
Also ROTFLMAO? Is 2002 again?
| by Anonymous | reply 165 | March 9, 2017 6:13 PM |
R152, I'm right there with you. Late 30s guy here and I LOVE older men (especially those in their 60s and early-to-mid 70s). I kind of keep it quiet and on the DL because guys are so judgmental of it, but, yep - some great fucking to be had there.
That said, I don't even think I'd even let CK rim me.
| by Anonymous | reply 166 | March 9, 2017 6:18 PM |
methinks R165 doth protest too much
| by Anonymous | reply 167 | March 9, 2017 6:19 PM |
r159, within such a community it becomes a competitive "sport". Get enough like minded crazies together and they support and challenge each other to "look young and healthy". Remember botox parties? That's how it starts. And for the group's members the outsiders are just haters who hate them for being privileged and pretty and taking action to stay young and healthy.
| by Anonymous | reply 168 | March 9, 2017 6:19 PM |
That's sorta how I imagined Ramses II to have looked like.
| by Anonymous | reply 169 | March 9, 2017 6:24 PM |
Calvin was born 6 days before I was born.... unbelievable how messed up he looks! I had to go check the mirror just to make sure 1) All my equipment works. . 2) He looks 20 years older than me..I am 74. He is 94. 3) My boy toy is 63 years old not 27 ...tsk tsk Calvin!
| by Anonymous | reply 170 | March 9, 2017 6:59 PM |
r162 He's sound like such a sweetheart. I'll never believe he was a hustling, drug dealing, troublemaking piece of shit after reading your comments. In fact, I'll think I'll recommend him for membership in the Knickerbocker Club.
| by Anonymous | reply 171 | March 9, 2017 7:35 PM |
Now here's a happy, handsome guy in his 70s. And he looks good with his shirt off, too!
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 172 | March 9, 2017 8:13 PM |
R163, he was wearing a tank top.
| by Anonymous | reply 173 | March 9, 2017 10:01 PM |
He reminds me of the vampire Viktor from Underworld.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 174 | March 9, 2017 11:48 PM |
He looks like an older version of the human ken doll.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 175 | March 10, 2017 12:06 AM |
This Ancient Auntie claims to score hot under-35s for free due to her magnificent uncut sizemeat!
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 177 | March 10, 2017 5:08 AM |
Is the guy at the beach model Kevin Baker?
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 178 | March 10, 2017 9:51 PM |
Looks like the beach hit back.....hard...
| by Anonymous | reply 185 | March 15, 2017 4:39 PM |
Thank god for the "ignore thread" option. This photo needs to be discharged to hell immediately.
| by Anonymous | reply 186 | March 15, 2017 4:51 PM |
It's not surgery that makes him look terrible, it's the fact that he was coked up for 30 years. Now he's an old coked-out man.
| by Anonymous | reply 187 | March 15, 2017 4:55 PM |
"Baker seems a lot more level-headed, though in 2011 Queerty reported some x-rated work Baker did had resurfaced and his agency was trying to get it taken down."
Are we talking video?
| by Anonymous | reply 188 | March 15, 2017 6:49 PM |
The young ones help him feel young again...that and the Viagra.
| by Anonymous | reply 189 | March 15, 2017 7:38 PM |
R188. Webcam jerkoffs. You can find them online. At least last week there were still there googling them. Can't link them form the PC.
| by Anonymous | reply 190 | March 15, 2017 8:04 PM |
"ROTFLMAO-- you jealous mos would kill to be in his shoes, having some 25 year old stud catering to his every whim."
No, YOU would "kill to be in his shoes", that is, to have enough money to pay somebody to fuck you. The "25 year old stud" looks like he has the IQ of a door knob; you would have to have very low intelligence or some kind of mental disorder to fuck and suck a hideous old man so he will keep you. I don't envy Klein; he looks like hell and has to pay people to fuck him. That's pretty pathetic. I don't envy the "stud", having to debase himself by having sex with a gross old man for money. There's nothing to envy about that arrangement. I guess YOU think it's heaven on earth, but it's obvious you're pretty fucked up yourself.
| by Anonymous | reply 191 | March 15, 2017 8:18 PM |
R188 maybe this will help.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 192 | March 15, 2017 8:38 PM |
Has Klein ever come out of the closet?
| by Anonymous | reply 195 | March 15, 2017 11:27 PM |
r194 with that link proves that the mystery is over--that Kevin guy is DUMB. Gives the word a new definition.
| by Anonymous | reply 196 | March 19, 2017 5:45 PM |
R196 Are you sure? I'm pretty sure Calvin is dating him for his intelligence.
| by Anonymous | reply 198 | March 19, 2017 6:41 PM |
Yeah, he's pretty in a very bland way and sounds borderline brain-damaged in that vid that r194 linked, so Calvin can keep him.
| by Anonymous | reply 199 | March 19, 2017 6:43 PM |
At 60, I wear a tank top on the beach. I am relatively slim, but not very toned. I dont do the weightlifting anymore. I am certainly not as bold a Klien who is tubby. However, I see people half my age, showing their fat bellies and tits shirtless. There appears to be an increasing number each year.
| by Anonymous | reply 200 | March 19, 2017 7:13 PM |
he looks like a freak. Reading prior articles about him I would say he has anorexia as well as alot of other problems. He is dating somebody 46 years younger..........Id say he is a train wreck waiting to happen. He sold out in Florida and lives mostly in LA now. Its the plastic surgery, fake world all the way and buying love still plugging away at 75...........it may be what some guys aspire too, but somehow I dont think he is having that good a time. Supposedly he and his last porn boy friend got into a heated conflict and Klein made the kid take a lie detectlor test..........pathetic.
| by Anonymous | reply 201 | October 29, 2018 3:11 AM |
Agree with upthread poster - Dorian Gray he is not. The ugly inside slowly surfaced over the years leaving this nasty, unhappy, pay-for-company old man who should not be the envy of anyone except for his money.
| by Anonymous | reply 202 | October 29, 2018 3:51 AM |
bad wig, looks so much older than his age from the sun damage - he's embarrassing himself by paying a kid to be seen with him.
| by Anonymous | reply 204 | October 29, 2018 4:17 AM |
Great whorish photo of Calvin's boywhore.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 205 | October 29, 2018 4:17 AM |
My husband died at 73 1/2, and was in so much better shape and visage than CK, it isn't even funny. Klein looks sickly.
| by Anonymous | reply 206 | October 29, 2018 4:33 AM |
He's in his 70s. For fuck's sake, if he wants to go to the beach and feel the sun on his face then IT'S NO BUSINESS OF YOURS.
| by Anonymous | reply 208 | October 29, 2018 4:45 AM |
I could not see the picture.
| by Anonymous | reply 209 | October 29, 2018 4:56 AM |
R201 They split over Calvin catching him with a pair of Ralph Lauren pillowcases. He alleged it was a betrayal he could not overcome no matter how hard he had tried.
| by Anonymous | reply 210 | October 29, 2018 5:29 AM |
Nothing Comes Between Me and My Calvin.
| by Anonymous | reply 211 | October 29, 2018 6:02 AM |
Anyone notice that the twin is pictured with another DL fav....
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 212 | October 29, 2018 6:47 AM |
Yoo-hoo!
Ready for hot sex on the beach!
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 213 | October 29, 2018 6:58 AM |
More recent updates here:
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 215 | October 29, 2018 10:32 AM |
When you are old like CK and you are seen with a young whore you will appear much older than you are. I agree all of his PS is tragic.
| by Anonymous | reply 217 | October 29, 2018 11:19 AM |
This is probably verboten to ask, but am I the only person who has always found Calvin to be ticky-tacky? Not a fan of his fashions either.
| by Anonymous | reply 218 | October 29, 2018 8:57 PM |
R208 Maybe you've forgotten - this site is for pointless bitchery, so relax, lady.
| by Anonymous | reply 219 | October 30, 2018 6:24 PM |
