Boebert uses enormous Mexican grandson as prop at divorce hearing, loud fighting erupts

This is just a short while after she was seen holding him on the floor of Congress during recent Speaker drama. I realize the mother has to finish high school, but court isn't the place for an infant and she can afford a sitter. And Jayson kept it classy. Think he was drunk?

[QUOTE]after nearly 40 minutes of negotiations behind closed doors when shouting between the Boeberts, and a baby crying, could be heard through the locked door of the courtroom.

[QUOTE]Jayson Boebert accosted a Daily Mail reporter who was shouting questions at Lauren Boebert. Jayson Boebert marched up to the reporter who was using his phone to record video and stuck his tongue on the lens on his phone.

What a trash heap that family is.

Interesting she decided to forego the $1800 the State of Colorado's formula indicates she's owed in child support. 🤔

The poor baby already has a Hitler Youth undercut.

Only this slut would wear a cocktail dress AND carry a human prop to her divorce hearing.

Just another day in the lives of your average red blooded, patriotic Christo-fascist trailer park trash.

That baby is enormous. Put it on Ozempic.

Granny needs to cut that hair. Dizzy strumpet.

😂 , op summed this sad story up in a single sentence.

And it was a Daily Mail reporter = Win-Win

Her lawyer's gorgeous peroxide fall that reaches BEYOND her waist is pretty damn funny.

" yaller hair" is hideous and infuriates.

[quote]Rep. Lauren Boebert, R-Colo., is renting a Washington D.C. apartment from a senior executive of the right-wing advocacy group, Koch-funded Americans for Prosperity, according to a report from Insider.

10 of Boebert's former Republican donors are now backing her primary challenger, Jeff Hurd.

At well below market prices, apparently, r13.

Total trash. They don't come much trashier.

[QUOTE] Rep. Lauren Boebert, R-Colo., is renting a Washington D.C. apartment from a senior executive of the right-wing advocacy group, Koch-funded Americans for Prosperity, according to a report from Insider.

So she’s sucking dick for rent money now.

The lawyer with the hip length hair extensions also has cheap tattoos peeking out from her jacket cuffs. What a couple of pigs.

[quote]The lawyer with the hip length hair extensions also has cheap tattoos peeking out from her jacket cuffs. What a couple of pigs.

And she has open-toed shoes in court. Trash.

Is that the prop womb product that Santos was gallivanting with through the halls of Congress, while he was auditioning for the Bob Rainsford character, for the local dinner theater troupe?

Was she on Party of Five?

That is a normal sized baby, have any of you seen a baby before?

Question is has the Grandson knocked anybody up yet?

I hate myself for laughing uncontrollably at OP's headline. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

If she had a reality show it would be called White Trash Bitch

What if she mistakenly gives that monster baby a gun instead of a bottle?

[quote]What if she mistakenly gives that monster baby a gun instead of a bottle?

The baby will be protectin' his freedoms!

Nothing says "white trash" quite like becoming a grandmother at age 36.

[quote]Total trash. They don't come much trashier.

Paging Marjorie Toilet Green...

[quote]Paging Marjorie Toilet Green...

R31 Sociopaths only feel for sorry for other sociopaths.

They see themselves. She’ll wind up in jail too.

Lauren, if you need some extra cash, just go fuck Ted Cruz again. I'm sure he'll throw a couple of $20 bills your way.

She’s wasting the court’s time hauling a baby in

A shouting match between Lauren and her husband in front of the baby who became hysterical and started crying. In a courtroom.

It just keeps getting classier and classier with the good old Boeberts!

The Boeberts make the Palins look like the Rockefellers

[QUOTE]That is a normal sized baby, have any of you seen a baby before?

Are you sure about that? Looks awfully big for five months old.

What's odd about the whole show is that the only baby paraphernalia she has is the bottle. No stroller, no diaper bag, no toys to distract. She obviously doesn't understand that good production values are essential to pull off the "sexy doting grandma" scenario. Did she hold and handle the kid the entire time?

What is it with the GQP and prop babies? George Santos scurried through a scrum of reporters holding a younger infant in the last week or two.

"The Boeberts make the Palins look like the Rockefellers."

The Boeberts and the Palins make the Beverly Hillbillies look like the Rockefellers

Mottled bare legs,ratty hair extensions. Knock Kneed. Skanks.

[quote]Mottled bare legs,ratty hair extensions. Knock Kneed. Skanks.

That's my Grandma you're talking about.

"The judge repeatedly asked both Ms. Boebert and her infant grandson to refrain from vaping in the courtroom."

I was thinking she makes Sarah Palin look like Emily Post, but your similes are better.

That baby looks ready to walk away and strong enough too. No way its little ass is 5 months. So that makes the mom 15 or younger when her sex offender son had sex with her

Is that really even her grandkid? Chances are high that the mother is a hoe.

Client & Lawyer = Meth and Mether

Her grandson is part Mexican? Does she want to deport him?

Smells worse than Cheryl.

Todays Republican Party: Klass with a capital K

Boebert's Democratic opponent, Adam Frisch, has raised about 4 times as much money as she has for next year's election rematch.

But does he have a prop baby?

Who is the mother? They’re always saying the name of her son as father, but not name of the mother.

The mother is Mexican apparently.

The mother is probably a minor and therefore not being named.

Her lawyer’s outfit says lawyer by day, stripper by night.

Is the mother an illegal immigrant? Or the child of illegal immigrants? That would be [italic] delicious [/italic]

The open-toed platform mules are so versatile she can wear them to the courthouse and the whore house! Even her RL name, Annie Le Fleur, sounds like a stage name.

R56 - I could swear that at the time the pregnancy was reported, there was talk that one or some of the girl's family didn't have documents. I recall a picture of a girl purported to be the mom. Nothing tarty. Very nondescript.

Yeah ripe for an older abuser. I'd be unsurprised if grandpa sex offender was the baby's dad and Bobo brought it to court to fuck with him.

The lawyer looks like a street walker.

She’s as ugly outside as she is inside.

"Boebert's Democratic opponent, Adam Frisch, has raised about 4 times as much money as she has for next year's election rematch."

I have friends in Denver who insisted Boebert wouldn't win reelection in 2022, but like an STD, here she is and she ain't going anywhere.

^ She lost by less than 600 votes in 2022. Frisch can definitely beat her in 2024. Even the rural conservatives in Colorado are getting sick of her white trash antics.

Her lawyer's outfit is a tear away and 30% velcro

Party City “slutty female lawyer” costume. $19.99

Jayson can take out his frustration on my hole!

He's damn hot.

If you're a 15 year old girl R66, Jayson would be into that.

[QUOTE]J.D. - University of Denver College of Law, 2017

Annie Le Fleur is only six years out of law school and has her own practice? How common is this?

Do you think these laydeez had some former professional affiliation before their new careers? Maybe Annie has an Explore Talent profile like Lauren and Candace Owens.

I don't understand why Jayson is still being so nice to her, if this divorce is so acrimonious.

He's emotional about their separation, she's choosing not to burden him with an $1800 a month alimony/child support payment, and he's opening doors for her on the way out of the courtroom.

WTF? If he still loves her so much, why are they getting divorced?

If anyone here has ever wondered, "Why can't a Burger King cashier ever become a US Congressman?"

THIS is why.

She should have just stayed in her lane.

R57 “From courthouse to whore house” sounds like a winning brand slogan

"Congresswoman by day, hooker by night" is the tagline for her movie, to be aired on Lifetime.

[quote] That is a normal sized baby, have any of you seen a baby before?

What kind of a baby?

That isn't a 5 month old baby

“That is a normal sized baby, have any of you seen a baby before?”

Excuse me.. Is it really that difficult to tone your hair color down from a revolting brassy yellow-shade, wear hosiery that disguises the discoloring on the legs and closed toe shoes while presenting in court?

OP The details in that article or epic. Thank you.

Poor baby, imagine being born as part of that family.

DL earth mother Beverly Sutphin would've bludgeoned Bobo in the courtroom hallway for wearing those shoes.

The birth of Boebert’s grandson:

they are both poorly raised children who use their hands and have poor impulse control.

"Jayson Boebert marched up to the reporter who was using his phone to record video and stuck his tongue on the lens on his phone."

R68, I imagine if you don’t get any offers from law firms, you open up your practice? Rent an office, buy some furniture, get an answering machine. Doesn’t seem too difficult.

She must advertise on the side of buses and benches at bus stops to create a clientele, then. The bankruptcy and personal injury lawyers that do that on my town look more professional and put-together than she does.

Probably rents a slot within a larger office. Lives at home. Uses her personal phone for a business phone.

Those outfits look like they came from Contempo Casuals