I love how at first all is calm but eventually the younger people start recognizing him and literally follow him. He is so gorgeous too! And sweet! Some celebs would tell them to fuck off. He didn’t.
He’s a gift to us. There’s something calming about watching him just stroll around.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 38 | November 9, 2021 7:50 AM |
Poor thing can't walk in peace.
| by Anonymous | reply 1 | November 8, 2021 8:44 PM |
This was an art stunt before the Met Gala - that's that awful J.R. person walking alongside him
| by Anonymous | reply 6 | November 8, 2021 8:50 PM |
He wasn’t expecting all those people to recognize him for sure. He’s humble.
| by Anonymous | reply 7 | November 8, 2021 8:53 PM |
I think I would have fainted if I was there and needed one of you to help me up!
| by Anonymous | reply 8 | November 8, 2021 8:56 PM |
Why would anyone follow him?
| by Anonymous | reply 9 | November 8, 2021 8:57 PM |
Putting celebrity on a pedestal is so pathetic.
| by Anonymous | reply 10 | November 8, 2021 8:57 PM |
R9 because he is one of the biggest stars in the world maybe? Hello.
| by Anonymous | reply 11 | November 8, 2021 8:58 PM |
This is either the greatest piece of satire I have ever read, or OP needs medical help.
| by Anonymous | reply 12 | November 8, 2021 9:33 PM |
TimChalametsBitch is Brian Swardstrom.
| by Anonymous | reply 13 | November 8, 2021 9:35 PM |
Yeah I wish I could run into him at Tompkins Bagels so I could ask him whose cock(s) he sucked to get leading man roles.
| by Anonymous | reply 14 | November 8, 2021 9:37 PM |
I don't know who is his bitch, but what makes you think that a top Hollywood agent would have his trolls for a young star on DL? Do you think he expects eldergays to go to watch Dune or what?
| by Anonymous | reply 15 | November 8, 2021 9:40 PM |
R14 Whatbdo you care. Like anyone would let you suck his cock even if you payed them.
| by Anonymous | reply 16 | November 8, 2021 9:47 PM |
OP "He's a gift to us" Are you fucking serious?! Damn, you're a mess.
| by Anonymous | reply 17 | November 8, 2021 9:51 PM |
I do wish someone would run into him - with their car
| by Anonymous | reply 18 | November 8, 2021 9:52 PM |
Swarstrom is a gay man of certain age himself. I think the last place where he would come to publicize Chalamet is DL. I believe the poster to be a genuine fan.
| by Anonymous | reply 19 | November 8, 2021 9:52 PM |
I wanna be topped by Chally.
| by Anonymous | reply 20 | November 8, 2021 9:53 PM |
R19 Ok, thank you for clarifying that - noted.
| by Anonymous | reply 21 | November 8, 2021 9:54 PM |
I'm over him. Armie ruined the legacy of CMBYN.
| by Anonymous | reply 22 | November 8, 2021 9:55 PM |
He is completely assless.
| by Anonymous | reply 24 | November 8, 2021 9:55 PM |
He and his friend are dressed flamboyantly to attract attention.
| by Anonymous | reply 25 | November 8, 2021 9:58 PM |
R24: I really doubt his 2021 ass looks different than his CMBYN ass. I will say his butt oddly looks better clothed and covered.
| by Anonymous | reply 26 | November 8, 2021 9:59 PM |
R26 You have no idea what is a good ass.
| by Anonymous | reply 28 | November 8, 2021 10:00 PM |
My blinding haute couture and doting cameraman are perfectly incognito!
| by Anonymous | reply 29 | November 8, 2021 10:03 PM |
R24 Big ass is not needed for the purpose I have in mind.
| by Anonymous | reply 30 | November 8, 2021 10:05 PM |
Timmy showing off his dick, yet again?
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 31 | November 8, 2021 10:09 PM |
That doesn’t even resemble Chalamet
| by Anonymous | reply 32 | November 8, 2021 10:09 PM |
Tim O'Tay wouldn't be stanksleeved, r31. You lose.
| by Anonymous | reply 34 | November 8, 2021 10:30 PM |
Timmy most definitely is uncut with long stinking foreskin teeming with STIs. So pretty was his face he was able to deeply deposit his toxic loads deep up many NYU coed cooches, and maybe some buttholes, too!
| by Anonymous | reply 36 | November 8, 2021 10:35 PM |
His mother is Jewish and so is hi by matrilinear Jewish rules, so no way he is uncut.
| by Anonymous | reply 38 | November 9, 2021 7:50 AM |
