Vanessa Paradis gets MARRIED to director beau Samuel Benchetrit

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by Anonymousreply 14July 4, 2018 10:33 PM

He looks like he reeks of cigarettes.

by Anonymousreply 1July 1, 2018 9:21 PM

Is he gay like her former husband Johnny?

by Anonymousreply 2July 1, 2018 9:24 PM

She certainly has a type, non?

by Anonymousreply 4July 1, 2018 9:27 PM

[quote] He looks like he reeks of cigarettes.

So does she.

by Anonymousreply 5July 1, 2018 9:28 PM

Serous health problem = OD?

by Anonymousreply 6July 1, 2018 9:29 PM

Did Depp dump a FORTUNE on her? What about all those luxury properties around the world? Did she get half and sell?

by Anonymousreply 7July 1, 2018 9:30 PM

All that money and couldn't ever get her teeth fixed.

by Anonymousreply 8July 1, 2018 9:45 PM

Johnny and Vanessa were never legally married, R2 and R7.

by Anonymousreply 9July 1, 2018 9:45 PM

^ like another beard/merkin couple HBC and Burton?

by Anonymousreply 10July 1, 2018 9:56 PM

Vanessa has a happy personal life, while Depp is in ruins.

by Anonymousreply 11July 3, 2018 11:34 AM

dam she look nasty, imagine them late nite roiling in a bed of booze, cigs and uh ….. yea

by Anonymousreply 12July 3, 2018 11:46 AM

She looks as bad as Johnny

by Anonymousreply 13July 3, 2018 12:58 PM

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