Martha Stewart's next co-spokesperson

Following her Bic commercials with Snoop Dogg, as well as her kitty litter TV spot, Martha Stewart is now shilling for Maybelline's new mascara with "Yas, Kween" Bretman Rock. Look into your collective crystal ball, fellow DLers, and predict Martha's next co-spokesperson, as well as the product they will promote.

My guess (fervent hope) is that Liberty Medical hire her to co-promote diabeetus testing supplies with a hologram Wilfur Brimley. She can play the role of diabeetus enabler with her recipe for sugar cookies and Wilfur can talk about how to test for diabeetus.

Cause and effect. The alpha and omega. The cycle of shortened life.

They kinda look like they could be related.

All the Maybelline in the world isn't helping Bretman Rock.

"Maybe she's not born with it."

I think she'd be great for Lume. Love to see her do this commercial.