I'm Roddy McDowall as a fey, blouse-wearing murderer who is having an unconvincing affair with Anne Francis
| by Anonymous | reply 64 | November 7, 2022 12:30 PM |
I’m Ruth Gordon using a walk-in safe as a murder weapon.
| by Anonymous | reply 1 | June 8, 2020 12:35 AM |
I'm the insanely cluttered interior design in every episode.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 2 | June 8, 2020 1:02 AM |
I'm the only place you'll see justice being served to rich people.
| by Anonymous | reply 3 | June 8, 2020 1:07 AM |
I'm Columbo's never-seen wife
| by Anonymous | reply 5 | June 8, 2020 1:22 AM |
R1 That's who I wanted to be! I'll settle for being Edmund instead, using his belt buckle to scratch an arrow on the backs of the deposit boxes.
| by Anonymous | reply 6 | June 8, 2020 1:30 AM |
I'm Dick Van Dyke"s vandyke.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 7 | June 8, 2020 1:37 AM |
I'm Jack Cassidy, the epitome of a "Columbo" suave and evil villain.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 8 | June 8, 2020 2:06 AM |
I’m Barbara Colby as Lily La Sanka. Who suffered a needless death by the above Cassidy, but who was also needlessly murdered a few years later in real life.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 9 | June 8, 2020 2:10 AM |
I'm Bob Conrad playing a gym owner who wears the tightest pants imaginable
| by Anonymous | reply 11 | June 8, 2020 4:05 AM |
(Turning around) Uhh, just one more thing….”
| by Anonymous | reply 12 | June 8, 2020 4:11 AM |
Was Roddy a top or bottom?
| by Anonymous | reply 14 | June 8, 2020 4:13 AM |
I am the now outdated or commonplace things that are marvelled at in each episode, like "health cookies" and VCRs.
| by Anonymous | reply 15 | June 8, 2020 4:21 AM |
Were health cookies like Ayds?
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 16 | June 8, 2020 4:25 AM |
Oh, my grandmother has the DVDs. Sometimes to spend time together we watch an episode. They aren't that good but sometime by force of personility they are better than anything you've ever seen! The Ruth Gordon one for sure. She should have got away with that except for the sand in the ashtray!! Damn Dicky Van Dyke in the totally dumb plot as the photographer. He was sexy. Who knew? Not young either. Suzanne Pleshette! All these dead people I learned about on Datalounge.
I am the last turn around at the front door....with the squint and a fresh question.
| by Anonymous | reply 17 | June 8, 2020 5:10 AM |
r9 I'm Mary Tyler Moore and I actually killed Barbara Colby for making me wear this dress.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 18 | June 8, 2020 5:17 AM |
I'm a young Kim Cattrall, clutching a teddy bear
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 20 | June 8, 2020 5:33 AM |
I'm Mrs. Columbo, previously known as Mary Ryan Fenelli.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 21 | June 8, 2020 5:43 AM |
I'm that amazing bathtub and creepy basement in the episode where Martin Landau played twins. It's weird that there's not a lot of modern LA architecture or interiors. Just very dark wood.
| by Anonymous | reply 22 | June 8, 2020 5:54 AM |
I’m Miss Faye Dunaway who wins a fucking EMMY for giving Columbo a hard on by wearing this dress.
She actually was very good in this episode and her face was still beautiful
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 23 | June 8, 2020 6:10 AM |
Faye "the face" Dunaway did a Columbo episode? Wow. Of course she was still beautiful. The most beautiful of them all.
| by Anonymous | reply 25 | June 8, 2020 6:17 AM |
R25 Yes, I did. I was a very special guest star- brought in to sweep the May ratings and give the show some taste and elegance. I do a lot of charity work like this, but it never gets press coverage- just like my film with Brando and Depp or anything else besides Mommy fucking Dearest
| by Anonymous | reply 26 | June 8, 2020 6:21 AM |
Young Columbo. Would you do him? Well, would you?
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 28 | June 8, 2020 10:32 AM |
I'm the groovy 70s clothes
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 30 | June 8, 2020 6:34 PM |
I'm Vicki Frederick. I fucked Fosse and Craig Baumgarten, whom I married and he got me a movie with Peter, .....All The Marbles.
| by Anonymous | reply 31 | June 8, 2020 6:40 PM |
I'm the home viewer trying to figure out which of his eyes is real.
| by Anonymous | reply 32 | June 8, 2020 6:41 PM |
I'm Leslie Nielsen, playing it straight and helping expose my murderous fiance..
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 33 | June 8, 2020 6:48 PM |
I'm Mrs Chadwick, and you killed my son!
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 35 | June 8, 2020 7:03 PM |
I'm the wardrobe mistress struggling to hide Roddy's giant member in his tight pants.
| by Anonymous | reply 36 | June 8, 2020 7:07 PM |
I'm that last episode of Columbo that you've never seen and are saving for a shitty day as a pick me up. You do know Leslie Nielson isn't in it, so maybe there are two episodes that you haven't seen.
| by Anonymous | reply 37 | June 8, 2020 7:12 PM |
I'm the subtle ruse that Columbo uses to trip up the villain, who will confess and spare me the indignity of getting thrown out of court when a judge finally gets a look at me.
| by Anonymous | reply 38 | June 8, 2020 7:13 PM |
I'm the knowledge dynamic. At some point, the suspect knows that Columbo knows, and Columbo knows the suspect knows he knows, but all conversations between Columbo and the suspect are based on the premise that no one knows anything.
| by Anonymous | reply 39 | June 8, 2020 7:46 PM |
I'm the inability to fool Columbo. Sometimes you wish I didn't exist because the "guest murderer" can be so charming.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 40 | June 9, 2020 12:29 AM |
I'm Faye Dunaway looking fantastic, flirting madly, and walking away with an Emmy.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 41 | June 9, 2020 12:53 AM |
I'm Edie's ombre chiffon!
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 42 | June 9, 2020 1:37 AM |
I'm Susan's kicky wardrobe!
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 44 | June 9, 2020 3:40 AM |
I'm the clue to the solution, lurking innocently in the background during the murder.
| by Anonymous | reply 45 | June 9, 2020 5:49 AM |
I'm the plot holes you could drive a truck through but you don't mind me because you love the show's formula and seeing aging stars overacting among fancy surroundings.
| by Anonymous | reply 46 | June 9, 2020 2:41 PM |
was this during Ronnie Reagan's fabulous California years?
| by Anonymous | reply 47 | June 9, 2020 2:58 PM |
I'm the music in the Trish Van Devere episode (Make Me a Perfect Murder). I am hauntingly beautiful and foreboding, and I am possibly the best score ever in a single episode of a TV drama.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 48 | June 9, 2020 4:29 PM |
I'm Eddie Albert and I think Peter Falk is a real asshole!
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 49 | June 9, 2020 6:27 PM |
[quote] I am hauntingly beautiful and foreboding, and I am possibly the best score ever in a single episode of a TV drama.
Hey, I'm popping in from the Hitchcock TV thread and I think my score for the Alfred Hitchcock Hour episode "Change of Address" is more hauntingly beautiful and foreboding.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 50 | June 9, 2020 10:40 PM |
I am Ian Buchanan’s shot eating grin knowing I’ve pulled one over on on the old lieutenant.
| by Anonymous | reply 51 | June 10, 2020 12:35 AM |
Did Ian Buchanan ever officially come out?
| by Anonymous | reply 53 | June 10, 2020 1:30 AM |
I'm Goop, in my earliest screen appearance in the "Etude in Black" episode.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 54 | June 11, 2020 8:53 AM |
I’m the rarity of security cameras. In today’s world with even the poorest of people having security cameras, 75% of the plots would have to be rewritten because they would easily have been caught by a security camera in at least one of the locations that they carry out their plan.
| by Anonymous | reply 55 | July 6, 2021 8:12 AM |
[quote] my murderous fiance..
Oh, dear!
| by Anonymous | reply 57 | July 6, 2021 11:53 AM |
I’m the raincoat pockets. I’m filled with a lot of stuff, including a hard boiled egg.
| by Anonymous | reply 58 | July 6, 2021 11:54 AM |
R37, Leslie was in two episodes, so maybe there are three you haven’t seen!
| by Anonymous | reply 59 | July 6, 2021 11:54 AM |
Dabney Coleman is another actor who was in two different episodes. Any others that were in more than one episode?
| by Anonymous | reply 60 | July 6, 2021 4:22 PM |
There was an episode where his wife Shera Danese appeared in a skintight pink leotard, and she looked naked as a jaybird.
| by Anonymous | reply 62 | July 6, 2021 5:26 PM |
Too bad Joan Crawford didn’t do an episode.
| by Anonymous | reply 63 | July 7, 2021 4:58 AM |
I'm the blowjob given to gorgeous Edmund instead of suffocating him in a safe! What a waste!
| by Anonymous | reply 64 | November 7, 2022 12:30 PM |
