Disgraced Televangelist Jim Bakker Selling Survival Kits

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Why is this gay motherfucker pretending he is married again?

If the apocalypse is coming then why not gift this to everyone? Why do you need money in the end?

I wonder if he actually believes this stuff himself? If so then he's worse off than I thought.

That new bitch needs to learn how to bring out her eyes!

If your car has a spare tire or you keep spare batteries for your flashlight you too are a prepper. But if a couple months worth of supplies aren't enough you should just get a few bags of seed instead becuause plainly by then you should have figured out no help is ever coming.

for some reason , I saw him on TV right after release from prison and I mistook him for a reformed man. He seemed somewhat sane and sensible, but I see he's up to his old tricks again. Leopard cant change his spots!

How stupid do you have to be to believe that an all powerful almighty god would choose someone as shitty as Jim Bakker to be his representative here on earth.

A grifter is going to grift...see Trump.

"Don't listen to this man. He's full of shit!"

Evangelists are an American institution. And like leopards they very rarely change their letter-of-the-law spots.

R10 Popular Joel Osteen seems winsome and more flexible but refuses to change his stance on homosexuality. The Leopard Syndrome again.

"Does he bite?". I do. Come here!

If it’s the End of the World why does anyone need survival kits?

R10. What a beautiful animal.

I guess you missed the infomercial where when you buy four or more you can put a cloth over them and just make a table!

I guess the family members that aren’t on your level of Christianity and don’t get raptured can eat on it and survive on Jim Bakkers shitty food.

Did you see the Mexican variety? Bahaha this guy is a class A loser. “This is NOT gringo food!”

R13 Exactly! Unless Jim has first hand knowledge from God himself that if you buy one of Jim's kits you can stay put while other people sans kits just disappear!

Has the food been personally blessed by JEBUS! ?

PRAISE! Send me the bonus holy water for my $1000 love donation!

When the rapture comes, they can all hide out here:

Jim Bakker's Christian amusement park is now a post-apocalyptic ghost town

The guy at R11 suggests the USA have the largest share of the world‘s horse-faced population. Seriously, stop breeding them and start riding them!

Seven years of food and only six rolls of toilet paper?

he went nuts when they tore his ass hole up in jail.

he gone baby gone.

$2,200 for seven years of food actually sounds like a pretty good deal

I miss Tammy Faye. Only in America.

Jim Bakker in that video at R23 is hilarious. Where he scoops up the rice and eats it. The background music is PERfect. The (paid?) audience doesn't look like they're buying it though.

Do they ever address where the energy/elecricity comes from to cook this stuff? And after it’s made, does it last for 44 days without refrigeration? Does the pancake mix cone with a solar griddle!

Enqueering minds want to know.

He looks completely different.

Hey,hes just trying to make a buck. If anyone is stupid enough to buy this crap,its on them. I used to enjoy watching Him and Tammy Faye,they were so completely phony and over the top!

Who in the hell would buy this crap?

He's been selling buckets of food for years. Criminal meets idiots. And his current wife! Oh Lord in heaven!

Thank God for Vic Berger who has been flaying these idiots alive for years with his youtube vids :))

I can’t believe flyover Protestants believe all this shit. Oh my sides.

What was he disgraced for?

[quote] What was he disgraced for?

The usual...deceit, fraud, and fornication...typical values for prominent fundamentalists.

I knew a person, whose relative died and they were very upset because they thought that God killed the person because they were sinful. My preacher told her God does not punish people, at least in in this life, for their sins. She said, "how do you know?" He told her, "Jim Bakker, is still alive, healthy, and on tv everyday."

Most people would get sick from that 'just add hot water' packaged survival food. Our systems aren't used to it. We'd be shitting it out diarrhea style and we would go through those 6 rolls of toilet paper in one day.

R23"Your audience is pretty sharp." Fuck me LOL!!!!

These fundamentalists are very sadistic. They are eager for the end times because they believe that all of the people they hate will die painfully. A fundamentalist would never oppose genocide.

Why did he take Jessica Hahn if he is gay?

R42 Sounds like most of Trump's base; hateful, soulless, sadistic and self-righteous.

I agree they want 'end times' because these self-righteous sadists are anarchists who can get away with crimes (such as rape, child molestation, looting, killing black people and gays and anyone else they hate) among chaos and anarchy. In a WROL (world without rule or law) they can act like the savages they really are and not be held accountable.

I just laughed for 5 mins straight at Mexican Apocalypse food. My fucking stomach hurts.

The items in the buckets are interchangeable. You can pour the cheese sauce (Queso!) from the Fiesta Bucket on the bibles from the Bible Bucket and it will all taste the same!

I note with interest that there is an Italian Varieties bucket. That will be a DL fave when the apocalypse arrives.

I would like to know how many of these buckets he actually sells.